10 Reasons You Should Be Stoned This Halloween

Image Credit: iFunny

Image Credit: iFunny

Halloween is arguably the best holiday for people who smoke weed (second only to 4/20, clearly).  And, in case you needed some persuasion, here are 10 reasons why you need to spend the whole day stoned.  Like, the whole day.  We’re not joking – all day.

1.  Your costume will be more creative.

Don't be this guy. Image Credit: Wear Your Beer

Don’t be this guy. Image Credit: Wear Your Beer

We all know that marijuana is going to get those juices flowing and make your costume that much better.  And then you might even win a costume contest!  Maybe there will be money involved as a prize.  Then you can buy  more weed!  See where we’re going with this…?

2.  It’s the excuse you need to eat all of your candy at once.

Unless your candy causes munchies... Image Credit: Candy Professor

Unless your candy causes munchies… Image Credit: Candy Professor

Because we know you want to do that anyway.

3.  Haunted houses will be much scarier.

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Image Credit: WiffleGif

Look, we don’t recommend going to a haunted house stoned, but if you do, at least you know your paranoia will guarantee you’re getting your money’s worth.

4.  If you go out, you’ll save money on alcohol.

How much pumpkin beer can one REALLY drink? Image Credit: Wanna-Joke

How much pumpkin beer can one REALLY drink? Image Credit: Wanna-Joke

This isn’t just for Halloween, but it is a great reminder!

5.  It will make all of those horror movie marathons much more enjoyable.

We like his attitude. Image Credit: PopSugar

We like his attitude. Image Credit: PopSugar

Especially if you’re anything like us, and we think that you are, you’ve seen them all anyway.