It’s that time of the year again, guys. No, we’re not talking about the ending of the olympics (WTF Ryan Lochte?). We’re also not referring to the beginning stages of football (although that is great!). We’re talking about back to school season. There’s a lot of propaganda out there right now telling you how you can have the best school year ever. From dorm room decor to brand new shoes, everyone is telling you what you need to succeed. Ignore all that, though, because we’ve got everything you need right here. That’s right, we are bringing you the ultimate list of 5 must have vape pens for your back to school setup. And we’re not just talking students here, either. Teachers, listen up.
While you probably already know this, we’re going to take it upon ourselves to “school” you really quick on why vape pens are essential to this school year. First, they’re the most portable way to smoke weed. Nothing, and we mean nothing, travels better than a vape pen. They are small, stealthy, and will fit in your pocket (or purse, or backpack, or on your ear like a pencil if you’re feeling particularly dangerous). On top of that, they’re potent, especially if you get one that houses concentrate. This means you only need a few quick hits between classes to be good to go. And, if concentrates aren’t your thing, it’s cool. A lot of vape pens will work with dry herb as well.
Here is our comprehensive list of the perfect vape pens for your back to school season:
Atmos is one of those well-known brands in the industry, and right now you can get this guy for 50% off at Smokazon. And, if you want it to match your backpack, feel free to pick from your choice of colors (or get them all). Remember when we said Atmos was well-known? Well, currently they have sold about 3,000 of these, and that number keeps getting higher (see what we did there?). The Atmos Vaporizer works best with dry herb and has a 3-5 minute heat up time – which is perfect for your walk between classes.
If you’re trying to be stealthy, the Stok R Series is the way to go. When you put the cap on, it literally looks like a regular pen. And, that means you can keep it in your pocket like a regular pen, sans the geeky pocket protector (does anyone really use those?). Also unlike regular pens, this one is perfect for getting you lifted with the finest concentrates. One concern you may have about carrying your vape with you is battery life. What would be worse than going to take a hit after History 401 and not having enough juice for your juice, right? Well, the Stok R Series comes with a 6500 micro amp battery and microchip processor which offers twice the battery life!
For those of you who didn’t get much of a student loan refund this year, we’ve got you covered. This great vaporizer put out by Snoop costs less than $20, which is more than you’re going to spend on weed today probably. And, you can brag to your friends that you smoke like Snoop now (please don’t do that). This is perfect for dry herb on the go, which is more cost effective than concentrates as well. On top of that, it’s incredibly simple to use!
If you’re looking for something sleek to impress your fraternity brothers with, look no further than the Source Orb V3. This is a higher end product with a ton of options! On top of that, you can smoke up all your bros with this as well, as the bowl is twice the capacity of the previous models. It comes with seven different atomizers and four different attachments, so there’s something to make everyone happy.
Ok, so this isn’t a vape pen, but it definitely deserves to be on this list as it fits almost all of the qualifications. It looks like an inhaler, which means it’s small, discreet, and portable. On top of that, it’s perfect for dry herbs and has eight temperature settings!
We hope we didn’t take you away from your back to school packing too much, and we hope even more that you go out and pick up one of these amazing vaporizers to take with you. Remember, your studies (and state of mind) depend on it!