Here is a list of the 5 best things to eat when you’re high, depending on where you live (or if you’re traveling!) this Fourth of July.
1. Lobster Roll
2. Boston Cream Pie
First you need salty, then sweet.
Ok, so you can get this delicious munchies anywhere, but it was originated in the Northeast so it tastes a little bit better there.
4. Coffee milk
The state drink of none other than Rhode Island. Admit it, though. You’ll need the pick-me-up.
5. Anything with maple syrup
1. Italian Beef
Any kind of beef, really.
2. Deep dish pizza
Try Lou Malnati’s if you’re in Chicago. Or, just go to Chicago for it. It’s worth it.
Midwesterners really like meat…
Particularly of the Cincinnati variety.
5. Cheese curds
1. Chicken and waffles
For when you can’t decide what meal you want.
Don’t you DARE forget the slaw.
Don’t you DARE forget the honey butter.
They feel neat in your mouth.
5. Mac n cheese
1. Anything with avocado
You know, because they’re healthy.
They’re fun to pronounce, too.
Don’t snub it. Santa’s helpers are delicious.
4. Any and all potato products
Let’s not forget Idaho is part of the West…