Recently, we had the pleasure of Skyping with our first ever “Free Weed for a Year” winner, Brandon, and boy, did we have a kush of a time! Not only does he have an award-winning smile, but he is also ambitious, thoughtful, and fun-loving. We were more than excited to get to know our main man, Brando, and we surely hope this isn’t the last time we hear from him! Now, the moment you’ve all been waiting for… Our interview!
Stoned Girls: Before we get started, we’d like to just say CONGRATULATIONS! Are you excited?
Brandon: Heck yeah I’m excited! I’ve never won anything. I thought it was a joke at the beginning, like one of those “You got $20,000 from Africa on the way.”
NOPE. This is the real deal. But, why don’t you tell us a little about yourself.
I am a huge nerd. I like gaming, my favorite game being League of Legends. I also like snowboarding and surfing. I live in Sacramento, so I can drive two hours and go snowboarding, or I can drive two hours the other way and go surfing.
What do you think of Stoned Girls?
They’re hot! You can’t go wrong there — I mean you combine the two best things in the world.
We feel you on that, brother. How did you find out about the contest?
Actually, through Vice. I learned about the contest and the Stoned Girls brand on that site.
That’s bad ass, dawg. So, why don’t you tell us some more interesting things about yourself.
Well, I used to be really into raving and breakdancing, but as I’ve gotten older, I’ve become a little boring.
How old are you, Brandon?
I’m 27 years old.
What is your favorite genre of EDM?
Probably Drum and Bass, or House, Deep House.
(Cue the irrelevant PLUR talk.)
Anyway, back to the interview, what was the first thing you did when you found out you won?
I screamed like a little girl. I was like “Yayyyyy, I won something!” Then, I had my moment of doubt. But, I told all my friends, and everyone was super stoked like “Let’s smoke out!”
What are you going to do?
Probably buy a pony, roll a blunt and ride into the sunset.
Oh my god. We want to be there for that. Will you buy us ponies too, so we can join you?
Yes, we will get enough ponies for everybody.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how big of a stoner are you?
A 55. I like to smoke all day, erryday.
What is your favorite way to smoke?
I have been getting into the vaping scene a lot, you know dry-herb vaping, oil vaping, and stuff like that. I am trying to protect my lungs. Before that, though, I smoked a lot of blunts.
Has winning the contest changed your life?
Yes. It feels good, man. It is kind of a boost, especially since I have been going through a slow time. Hearing some good news is really nice.
Are people begging to be your friend now?
I already got a lot of friends, man!
Do you think you will smoke all the weed yourself? Or, will you share it?
I’ll share it! I mean I’ll medicate myself, but sharing is caring.
Are you going to throw weed out at people?
Yes, I’ll throw joints out my car window, parade style.
You get a joint, and you get a joint!
Yes! Oprah in the house!
What is your favorite activity to do while stoned?
Fishing?! That’s lovely. ANYWAY, those were all the questions we had. It was great to meet you, Brandon! Good luck with all of your endeavors. And, get high every motherfucking day! Peace out, homie!
And, THAT’S ALL SHE WROTE. I hope you all enjoyed the interview as much as we did! Make sure you all keep signing up for YOUR chance to win Free Weed for a Year! That’s right, folks! The second round of our contest has already begun! Get to the polls! For more awesome contests, StonedGirls.com