3 Places You Should Be Having Stoned Sex

Not everyone is down to leave the house when they are stoned as fuck, we get it. Things can get real weird, real fast out there! But, that doesn’t mean your sexual adventures have to be put on hold.

Sure, it’s fun to have wild sex in taboo places like your boss’ office or the parking lot outside the post office – everyone has their own sexual fantasies they’d like to act out. And, there is nothing wrong with a good thrill every now and again, it makes us feel young and alive. But, as you all know, risk-taking may not be something you are always down for when you are high as balls. Paranoia make kick in, you may start geeking the fuck out – don’t worry, we’ve all been there. Luckily, there are lots of places to have fucking HOT sex in your very own home. So, here are 3 of our favorite places to have sex where we live.


The Kitchen


The kitchen is a great place to have sex while stoned for the most obvious reason: FOOD. Every stoner knows what it’s like to have conflicting desires to eat and have sex. Well, in the kitchen, you don’t have to worry about which desire to satisfy first… You can fulfill both urges at the same damn time. There are so many opportunities to mix food and sex in the kitchen, whether you choose to lick the chocolate syrup off each other’s private parts during a baked baking session or just fucking chow down on some pizza while you pound your Stoned Girl sitting on the counter.

The Living Room


The living room is another great place to have sex while stoned because, um hello, PORN! Who doesn’t love having sex with porn on in the background? This is the perfect opportunity to try something new, whether it be a new position or a new oral-sex technique. Porn has a lot to offer and weed will relax even the most stressed-out individual, allowing both partners to get creative with a little influence from the pros on the big screen. Or, if you just feel like having sex while watching a classic stoner TV show, then go ahead, enjoy a little doggy-style session and watch that shit!

The Bedroom

Lastly, we have the bedroom, which is perfect for all those times you just want to snuggle up and have some lazy missionary sex. I mean, don’t get me wrong, you can go ham in the bedroom, as well — bring out the whips and handcuffs and take your sexual experience to a whole new level. But, as you all know, sometimes you just want to smoke some fucking weed and just fucking relax, with as little movement as possible. That’s the perfect time to get under the covers, and make sweet love to your partner.

None of this information is new to the typical stoner, but sometimes it is nice to be reminded that you don’t have to step foot outside to make all of your wildest sexual fantasies come true. You can recreate your own sexual fantasies in your very own home, which is so fucking awesome, because sometimes, you just can’t be bothered with the rest of the world. At home is where you can truly be yourself without the worry of others. Now, get off your computer (or smart phone) and explore every inch of your partner’s body!


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