For those of you who have not read the first two installments of my ever popular mini-series “The Best Toys To Use When You’re High,” go fucking read them because I know they’re on the site and I’m not recapping anything anymore.
I haven’t had the pleasure of reading the hottest thing put on paper this year (other than me). Clearly, I am referring to the 50 Shades of Grey phenomenon. As a sexually enlightened woman, I completely support the popularity of this novel. I have talked to so many men who are shocked that their wives, girlfriends, sisters, mothers, aunts, and grandmothers are reading and enjoying these novels. There has been a sort of fetish sexual revolution and women are coming out of their shells more than ever to express some “unconventional” desires. My new friend Liza told me that since the onset of the novel phase, they have had more and more requests for some fetish paraphernalia.
It is important to note that these paraphilias, while super fun to explore, need to be done so in a safe and nurturing environment. Because of that, The Red Door carries a lot of beginner toys for the burgeoning fetish enthusiasts. The 50 Shades Freed installment of my stoned sex toy series delves a little bit into this fetish lifestyle.
A Different Kind Of Shock Therapy
The Shock Therapy Pleasure Probe, part of the Fetish Fantasy Series, is a solo female toy for the stoned and slightly adventurous. The whole probe is only three inches long, which means it can be used both vaginally and anally. For those of you who have never tried electro-play before, START SLOW. This is a whole different type of sensation, very unlike the vibrations you know and love.
I know that the phrase “electro-play” sounds kind of frightening, and I won’t lie when I say that I was also a little worrisome putting an electro shock device in my lady parts, but I did so in the name of journalistic integrity. Don’t worry about being scared, though. Obviously, they could never sell something to the public that was unsafe or unsatisfactory. Also, you are in complete control of the strength and frequency of the shock. It is also important to note that the purpose of it is to make your muscles move on their own, so it is perfectly ok to lay back and enjoy the ride.
Why Is It Better High?
We’ve already discussed how a woman is much more sensitive and receptive while high, so these electro shocks will be amazing. Once again, this product is for an adventurous high. The nice thing about it though, is that the Shock Therapy Pleasure Probe literally does all the work for you, including stimulating your muscles. If you’re a little bit too relaxed, or even sleepy, this is for you. Put it in and turn the dial and be prepared for a sensation you’ve never experienced.
I’m not going to lie when I say I’m a little saddened that my Red Door trilogy is over. I had a blast with Liza and I am so thankful to both her and The Red Door of Charlotte for welcoming me with open arms and minds.
Let Us Know
If anyone is currently using or thinking about trying any of these amazing products, we would love to know! Look us up on social media or e-mail me directly at firstname.lastname@example.org and let me know how your experience was. And, as always, to check out the The Shock Therapy Pleasure Probe, any anything else you might like, go to www.thereddoorstore.com