We at Stoned Girls got an incredible gift in the mail from our friends over at StuffStonersLike.com. Rolled up in a giant tube was a very special edition of their Periodic Table of Stuff Stoners Like… AND IT GLOWS IN THE DARK.
Trust me, it does. I tested it, and it is glorious!
But that’s not the only super amazing thing about this poster… It is also very durable. Don’t get me wrong, you should still be gentle with it, but I recommend using a number of thumb tacks to hang it up or just flat out framing the bad boy, because, well, it’s that cool. This poster is perfect for any dorm room, first apartment, bachelor pad, man cave, grow house, game room, or office (if your job is as cool as mine).
The poster, officially titled “The Periodically Changing Periodic Table of Stuff Stoners Like,” highlights everything near and dear to every stoner’s heart. Set up like the regular periodic table you will remember with high school angst, this is a version you’ll actually want to memorize. From classic stoner munchies, to jam bands, to fun shit to look at while you’re high, “The Periodically Changing Periodic Table of Stuff Stoners Like” covers the gambit of stoner culture.
Munchie highlights include Choco Tacos (Ct), Cake Frosting (Fr) and Cold Pizza (Cp), while Pink Floyd (Pf), Sublime (Sm), and Led Zepplin (Lz) top the music section. Not to mention, Snoop Dogg (Sd) also has a place on the table. Meanwhile, other hilarious elements like Lava Lamps (Ll), Shiny Objects (So) and Masturbation (Mb) have made the chart, as well. But, the best element of all? Clearly, Db for Doug Benson (the love of our lives).
The only thing the poster is missing is the element Sg (for Stoned Girls, obviously).
The poster is a limited edition, so if you’re ready to make all of your dorm mates jealous, go and buy yours at StuffStonersLike.com/poster for just $9.99, and trust me when I say it’s be best $10 you’ll ever spend!
To hear about what other stuff stoners like check out StonedGirls.com