Happy Holidaze: Our Best Stoner Gifts


Christmas is rapidly approaching whether you like it or not, and if you’re anything like us you:

  1. Have A TON of friends, and

  2. Are really bad with time management.

With that being said, Stoned Girls does not want you running out of the house on Christmas Eve trying to buy gifts for everyone.  Furthermore, we definitely do not want you to handout shitty, thoughtless and/or re-gifted things to your crew this year.  So, we have taken it upon ourselves to compile a list of the best, most creative, wallet-friendly gifts for your pothead pals this holiday season.  You’re welcome.

Stocking Stuffers –

Go to the dollar store and get a few of those really cheap red and white stockings.  Then, go one aisle over and buy a few lighters, some pipe cleaners (who knew they were really good at cleaning pipes?!?), some eye drops, a couple bags of Cheetos, some mints, and some milk duds.  There you go — you’ve created a super cheap stoner survival kit that anyone would be proud to receive.


Baked Goods –

Baked goods are fun for everybody.  They are cheap if you make a big batch and give them out to a lot of people, not to mention you get to do a ton of baked baking in the process.  You can even take it one step further and decoupage* a tin to put them in, which can double as a place to hold weed year round.

*Glue stuff on


Stoner Entertainment –

Go to the $5 bins at Walmart and pull out some stoner-friendly movies that have been sadly cast aside.  Still think that’s too much effort? All 3 Friday movies, at least 5 Cheech and Chong movies, Super Troopers, Harold and Kumar, Half Baked, Super High Me, and a Kevin Smith super-pack are all available for order online.


Books –

Maybe education isn’t for everyone, but a book called “Weed:  420 Things You Didn’t Know (or Remember) about Cannabis” has a few interesting points for even the non-readers out there.


Socks –

No one likes getting socks for Christmas – unless they’re weed socks.  Grab a pair of these knee highs (pun intended) for all the sexy stoned girls that light up your life.


Stoned Girls Calendars –

Remembering your friend’s birthday has never been more arousing thanks to Stoned Girls.  Let us keep you and yours company all year round.


Enough said.


Weed –

When all else fails, go with what you know.



What’s the best stoner gift you have given or received?  Let us know at rebecca@stonedgirls.com!

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