Don’t Get Caught Without Your Weed Kit!
Chasing that daily high while dealing with the rest of our daily lives can get a little hectic. To delve into all the ways we remain on top high, we’ve broken down Stoned Girls Favorite Things. Here we have the Stoned Girls Cannabis Kit essentials:
Not only do we think that the right pair of sunglasses can make us look instantly hotter, they also come in handy for the stoner girl who has been blazing all day. This may sound like an exaggeration, until you consider how often we lose shit and need replacement pairs. They say a stoner buys Ray-Bans every 6 seconds, it’s true, we read that somewhere… Not only do they give the fuck-off vibe (so no one tries to stop and chat with us), but they also cover up the fact that our eyes are red as the devil’s dick.
For those times when sunglasses aren’t appropriate, such as a job interview or like, at night, this is the next best option. Plus, we don’t need to rub it in people’s faces that we are always high as fuck.
Field trip kit:
Also known as a travel sack, this is the stoner’s bag of tricks for whenever they leave the house. It includes a small piece (bowl or travel vaporizer), a lighter, a bobby pin for clearing the piece, and obviously a bag of weed- usually contained in an Altoid tin or chic pill box. Discreet as fuck.
As we know, just because you’re high when you go out doesn’t mean you’ll be high an hour from now (unless you took an edible, in which case see you tomorrow). I mean, does the president leave the house without his nuclear football? Don’t fuck around with sobriety, be safe and carry a field trip kit at all times.
Nothing kills a high more than chapped lips. Rather than enjoying yourself, all you can think about is how the desert has decided to relocate to your mouth. To prevent this, always have a tube within reach. As we’ve previously pointed out here, nothing is more unpleasant than a J freshly moistened with hand-me-down blistex.
You could do all the right things to make sure your professor doesn’t know you’re high, but unfortunately, people can still smell. If you walk into class and you reek of ganja, it won’t matter how many participation points you earn that day, everyone will know the source of your sudden insight. This is why it’s vital for stoners to always have a small bottle of perfume on hand to be ferociously applied before exiting the smoking quarters. Sure you might arrive at your next destination smelling like the Dior counter, but at least your high will go undetected by the sober girl sitting next to you in class.
As we know, being high makes you much more pensive and like, deep. Headphones are an absolute must if you want any chance of tuning out your surroundings entirely. Walking down the street alone when you’re freshly stoned can be extremely boring and/or cumbersome. But plug in your favorite blazed playlist and suddenly your life is a movie and you are obviously the fucking star.
We don’t need to describe the horror that is cottonmouth because as a stoner, it’s probably happening to you right now. We always tend to underestimate its strength before smoking but as soon as we’re high we remember just how cruel a demon really is. The only salvage is any sort of beverage, so make sure to have one on hand before you start blazing. God forbid you have to get up and grab one.