Read About My Strange Obsession: Stoned Fox

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.Alright, alright, I have a confession to make… I sort of have an obsession. Actually, that’s a lie… I have a SERIOUS obsession (and my coworkers can vouch for that).

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Recently, I stumbled across a long-time Internet celebrity, and while my current obsession is quite extreme, my only regret is that I did not find out about this bad boy sooner.

His name? ???????????? – better known as Stoned Fox. This ridiculous stuffed fox was first introduced to the interwebs in October of 2012, when British artist and taxidermist Adele Morse placed the majestic animal for sale on eBay. By the end of the month, Morse started receiving messages from Russians, expressing their love for the fox.

Given Stoned Fox’s popularity in Russia, Morse decided to travel to the country to give a series of seminars on the silly creature and the thousands of Internet memes he inspired. As unbelievable as it may sound – local politicians in St. Petersburg protested the exhibition, labeling Stoned Fox as “vile” and “Russophobic.” Apparently, Morse was misquoted as saying fans had told her they liked Stoned Fox because he “looks a bit sad and drunk and that’s how Russians feel.” BUT, the artist claims this isn’t so! (Don’t worry, Morse, we believe you, and we at Stoned Girls love Stoned Fox!)

Now, enough with the history lesson… Let’s all take a moment to enjoy a few photos of Mister Stoned Fox. He is such a freaky-deeky stud! (And, if you agree, be sure to take the poll on the home page of our website, and vote for our Internet hero.)

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Honestly, I would do anything to smoke weed with Stoned Fox. I would just sit across from him, and blow smoke in his face, like I do to my cats. And, he would just sit there with that goofy look on his face, and I would giggle, pretending he is still alive. Once we were done smoking, I’d start talking to the fox about the convenience of a sausage-link scarf, and he’d continue to sit there like WTF?! Then, we’d cuddle up on the couch and watch a scary movie together until it was time for me to fall asleep in his lap. It would be the most magical experience of my life… There could be nothing better.

If you have an internet meme worth us doing some “research” on let us know at StonedGirls.com


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