Thanksgiving is arguably every weed smokers favorite holiday. There is turkey and mashed potatoes, and your weird uncle only weed can make sense of. And, because it is now less than a week away, we wanted to give you a little advice that will ensure you have the best possible stoned Thanksgiving.
1. Be prepared
This means having enough weed to get you through the weekend. Remember, you will have A TON of leftovers. For some, however, obtaining marijuana the weekend after Thanksgiving may not be as hard, but always make sure you have enough to last you through Thanksgiving Day. Remember, you will be waking up early to the sounds of your extended family tromping around your house.
2. Wake and Bake
You will want to start your day off high, that way no one notices any change in your behavior. In the morning, just go to the garage, get high, and come back, easy-peazy. Remember weed breaks — remaining a consistent level of high throughout the day will ensure no one but your jealous cousins you never liked anyway finds out about your activities.
3. Pace Yourself
When you get back from the garage, you will be tempted to devour the cheese plate Great Aunt Mary brought, but pace yourself. You do not want to fill up on cheese when you have all the turkey you can stuff in your mouth waiting for you in the oven.