As you know, there are a shit ton of Christmas movies out there, but we just do not have the time of day to list them all, so we decided to instead focus on 4 Christmas movies you absolutely need to see while you are baked out of your mind. Warning: this shit is whack… in the best way possible.
A Very Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
So, obviously, we had to throw in a classic stoner film like this one. Christmas just wouldn’t be the same without it, and of course, there is nothing quite like lighting up a fat blunt and laughing it up at the mishaps of stoner buds Harold and Kumar. If you haven’t seen it yet, do yourself a favor and watch it ASAP! And, you bet your ass it is just as silly as the other two H&K movies… BUT IN 3D!!!! Who doesn’t love a fucking 3D movie while they’re high?!!!
Stalking Santa (2006)
Sadly enough, I didn’t find out about this ridiculous film until last year, and boy was I missing the fuck out. This is basically a parody making fun of shit like Finding Bigfoot. The movie follows the life of a self-proclaimed “santologist,” who will stop at nothing to prove the existence of Santa Claus. I suggest watching this shit if you are into dry humor, or if you enjoy shows like Arrested Development. I know I fucking do. Oh, and did I mention the Santa-obsessed dude is the founder of an organization called Tangible Evidence, Real Discoveries, better known as T.E.R.D.
Eight Crazy Nights (2002)
Oh.my.God… If you haven’t seen this movie… I don’t even know what to say. I fucking love the shit out of this movie, in which Adam Sandler does the voiceovers for several really weird characters. In case you are interested in knowing the plot — Davey Jones (voiced by Sandler, duh) is an alcoholic with a criminal record and is sentenced to community service under the supervision of a deformed elderly weirdo. Throughout the movie, Jones works to change his ways and fit in with the rest of society. It sounds dumb, but I swear it will leave you dumbfounded. To explain what I mean, I’ll tell you about my favorite part of the movie: a group of deer laughing so hard they shit all over the place. Just watch the video and you’ll understand.
The Snowman (1982)
Most of you may not have ever heard of this movie, or maybe you have! I heard there is a sequel called The Snowman and The Snowdog, but I refuse to watch it. Because this movie was released in 1982, it has a super creepy feel to it, and I am betting the sequel can’t compare. Anyway, The Snowman is a wordless animated film, except it does feature one song with words called “Walking in the Air.” And now you may be wondering why I want you to watch this thing. Well, I already told you… it is seriously fucking creepy. It is the perfect movie to watch on a cold winter night, when you are baked out of your fucking mind and want to just laugh your ass off at some crazy animated shit. (And, I mean that in the best way possible, considering this is a fucking classic, ya’ll.) It’s almost like they let a weirdo stoner like us draw this shit out. But, whatever, that is what makes it perfect.
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